Art Joke
Posted on April 17, 2010
In honor of a trip to the museum today, the following is the greatest joke I’ve ever written. Maybe I should give it a bigger build-up, so as to make this post seem as important as it really is. But, I’m just gonna let it stand on its own as definitively the greatest joke I have ever written and maybe one of the greatest jokes ever written by anyone.
Are you ready? Here it goes:
(Read aloud.)
Q: Why did Peggy Guggenheim pick up her mobile phone?
A: Because, Alexander Calder.
April 18th, 2010 - 11:11
I wish there were a snare drum and cymbal large enough for the “badump-bump” this joke deserves.