Wait For It… a blog by Andy Ross

Famous Misquotes

Famous misquote from throughout history and the arts:
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"We have nothing to fear but snakes." - Winston Churchill
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"One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind. But, to reiterate: one tiny step for me. No big whoop." - Neil Armstrong
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"Ich bin ein Dachshund." - John F. Kennedy
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"Let them eat cake and/or chicken pesto penne with artisanal parmesan and a hint of truffle oil, all of which comes with their choice of soup or a chef's salad." - Marie Antoinette
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"Today, I consider myself the pluckiest duck on the face of this big ol' shiny marble." - Lou Gehrig
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"If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not get angry and pinch the backs of your legs?" - Shylock, Merchant of Venice
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"To err is human, to forgive---that's amore!" - Alexander Pope
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"We're not incandescent anymore." - Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz
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"Ask not what your country can do for you. Thank you." - Alternate Dimension Republican JFK (with evil goatee)
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"If this Plymouth is a'rockin', don't come a'knockin'." - Malcolm X
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"If I have seen a little further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants fans to peek over the stadium wall." - Isaac Newton
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"A thing of beauty is a joyful thing of foreverness.™ Diamonds by Kay." - John Keats
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"Fools Rush In (1997 - Matthew Perry & Salma Hayek) Where Angels Fear to Tread (1991 - Helen Mirren & Judy Davis)." - Alexander Pope
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"Today's is a turkey sandwich that will live on in my tummy." FDR
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"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the... no some... wait, what was I saying? Goddamnit!" - Abraham Lincoln
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"Houston, we have a whoopsies." - Jim Lovell
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