My Regrets
Posted on May 12, 2011
A brief list of things I will regret having said for the rest of my life. (Provided without context.)
- Sure, this hide-a-bed will fit through the upstairs door.
- Right back at’cha.
- Well, if I have to choose a celebrity, I guess Kristen Bell.
- Sure, that can be my nickname.
- Cilantro.
- That’s okay, I’ll take the next train.
- Excuse me, I gotta make a tinkle.
- Double tequila.
- Whoa, who died and made you so frowny?
- Bye bye.
- Rental insurance? Maybe next time.
- Love you … Love ya ... buddy.
- I can hold it in.
- Let’s watch Cradle Will Rock.
- Learning German will probably be more useful.
- You’re Asian?
- Awww, she looks like a baby Buddy Hackett.
- Yupperdoodles!
