My Dog’s Tricks
Posted on June 22, 2010
I have taught my dog, Bumpers, the following tricks:
Sit.
Stay.
Roll over.
Steal that lady’s bikini top.
Beg.
Get the newspaper.
Get the Entertainment Weekly.
Open the fridge door.
Stop eating everything in the fridge.
Talk.
Shed.
Wear sunglasses knowingly.
Sniff crotches to show guests who’s boss.
Heel.
Heal. (This one is very slow.)
Carouse.
Fetch.
Fletch (ie. do your impression of Fletch.)
Take the blame for chewing my wife's shoes.
Destroy!
Steal that other lady’s bikini top.
Play dead.
Play resurrected.
Enjoy yourself.
