A simple mnemonic device to remember at the bar:
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor then beer, you’re in the clear.
Beer before more beer, the frat boys will cheer. Liquor and more liquor, joyride in a cherry picker.
"Near beer" before liquor, now you got trickier. Liquor then a cute rear, you probably will leer.
Beer and then licorice, my that’s a tasty dish. Liquor then bears, campers caught unawares.
Beer and then wine, ‘cause it’s in summertime. Wine then soft cheeses, give me more pleases.
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