More Limericks
Sorry if this post is later than usual. I went to the Mermaid Parade on Coney Island today. And, all the exposed flesh got me thinking. So, I've written some more dirty limericks for you all. Because, that's the kind of thinking I was doing.
Doc, I’m feeling extremely stressed,
And I worry I’ve somewhat regressed:
For now as a rule,
My mouth fills with drool
Whenever I see a plump breast.
After swimming, young Brent was quite spent
So, into the showers he went;
But the pool so cool
That Brent’s family jewel
Had shrunk by 200 percent.
At the drive-in in her Mini Cooper
Clarice was a wonderful trooper
The space was confining,
But through excellent timing
Sex wasn’t just super, but duper.
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At the drive-in in her Mini Cooper
Clarice was a wonderful trooper
The space was confining,
But through excellent timing
She avoided a poke in her pooper.
A cocky young stand-up in London
Took the stage with his fly fully undone;
This most serious gaff
Got the night’s biggest laugh,
For his balls were the size of an onion.
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