Wait For It… a blog by Andy Ross

My Trick Knee

My trick knee is acting up. I tore a ligament in junior varsity, and now it’s feeling sore again. That could mean one of a few things:

Either, it’s going to rain.

Or, it’s going to snow.

Or, it’s going to rain and then change over to snow.

Or, it might snow for a while and then sleet.

Or, it might heat up.

Or, it’s going to get chilly and breezy.

Or, it’s going to be overcast.

Or sunny.

Or, it might mean there’s a hurricane headed our way.

Or, it might just get foggy in the early morning.

Or, it could mean pleasant picnic weather in the afternoon.

Or, a wave of locusts.

I’m not sure. My trick knee acting up could mean a lot of things. I’m trying to figure out the patterns, but it’s pretty inconsistent. It’s almost as if my trick knee doesn’t predict the weather at all. Nah! I’m just kidding. It means it’s going to rain. Take an umbrella to work.