I’ve added an intro video to the home page of the website, here.

This is a video about sudoku, the puzzle sensation that swept the nation. A while back. Now, there are new number-based puzzles trying to sweep the nation. Like karoku or futoshiki. They’re pretty late to the game, though, especially since everybody has iPhones by now. We’re all busy collecting apps.

Speaking of which, have you gotten the app that checks when bands on your iPod are coming to town? It’s great! I tell ya, tomorrow is here today.

The sudoku video was directed by the incomparable Steve Delahoyde and livened up by the equally incomparable Paul Thomas. I mean, when you compare Steve and Paul, it’s hard to tell which is more incomparable. Their incomparability is almost exactly equal.

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[Text of the above video, which was animated using the website xtranormal.]

After years of research, our scientists have developed the greatest slow jam of all time. This slow jam is the slow jam to beat all slow jams. It has more oh babies, gettings close, and feeling its than any that has come before.

However, we cannot release this slow jam. Testing suggested that this slow jam may be too powerful, too slowly jammed. Early listeners in the lab immediately began making love to each other’s faces. One participant, upon hearing the jam, ground her hips straight through her dancing partner.

Fearing this slow jam may be too dangerous, we will be removing two suggestive verses discussing how it has been “so hard” for “so long” without you. We believe this should solve the reflexive humping problems.

At least, we hope it will.

Yet another video in the “How Do…?” instructional series. Here, we’ll learn how to make homemade ice cream cake? Whaaaa?!! You bet your ass homemade ice cream cake!

Another in the “How Do…?” instructional video series. In this installment, we discus tips on how to choose the freshest, healthiest vegetables.

How to tie a bow tie, from the instructional video series “How Do…? With Andy Ross.”