Wait For It… a blog by Andy Ross

BBQ Results

Posted on April 7, 2011

Signs I overdid it at barbecue last night:

- Meat sweats

- Beer shits

- Collard shakes

- Butter pores

- Cornbread ear

- Macaroni jumbles

- Hotlinks toe

- Slaw twitch

- Slight biscuit burning

- Shortened ribs

- Enlarged yam

- Okra heaves

- Violent brisketting

It was totally worth it, though. Best six-months sober party I've ever had. And, believe me, I've had many.

The next one's planned for October 6th. You should swing by. It's going to be a rager. WE'RE GONNA GET WRECKED, SON!!

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