BBQ Results
Posted on April 7, 2011
Signs I overdid it at barbecue last night:
- Meat sweats
- Beer shits
- Collard shakes
- Butter pores
- Cornbread ear
- Macaroni jumbles
- Hotlinks toe
- Slaw twitch
- Slight biscuit burning
- Shortened ribs
- Enlarged yam
- Okra heaves
- Violent brisketting
It was totally worth it, though. Best six-months sober party I've ever had. And, believe me, I've had many.
The next one's planned for October 6th. You should swing by. It's going to be a rager. WE'RE GONNA GET WRECKED, SON!!
