IMDB Profile
After a thorough Googling of myself, I realized that my IMDB profile has been deleted. I can't imagine what happened. How are people supposed to learn about my many high quality films? Just rent random DVDs hoping to spot me?
I've notified IMDB of the error, but while they work it out, I thought my fans (and casting directors) should have a resource list of my greatest performances:
Disney’s Duck Juice (1987)
. . . . . . . . Rambunctious Child #2
The Goodyear Chimp (1989)
. . . . . . . . Chip Stuckley
The New Adventures of Tarzan Jr. Private Eye (TV series - 1992)
. . . . . . . . Sean “The Dink” Wilson
Episodes:
- Tarzan Jr. and the Jade Centipede
- The Dink Goes to Washington
- My Left Flute
- Kenya Dig It?
- The Dink’s Done It Again
Out of the Frying Pan: The True Story of Louis Teflon (1994)
. . . . . . . . Marcus Teflon / Aaron Teflon (twins)
Real Cowboys Don’t Dance (1995)
. . . . . . . . Awkward Teen with Acne
The Supernormals (2001)
. . . . . . . . Wolfie
Leave It on the Field (2002)
. . . . . . . . Brian “Tuck” Tuckerson
The Gridiron (2004)
. . . . . . . . Eddy “Dizz” Dizzerton
Fourth and Down (2004)
. . . . . . . . Petey “Snap” Snapperferd
Diary of a Hopeless Romantic Dreamer (2006)
. . . . . . . . Young Brent
Murder of a Parade Marshall (2006)
. . . . . . . . Chad “Rip” Ripperton
Sputterings (2008)
. . . . . . . . Doctor Tomlin
W.O.R.M.Z.! (TV movie - 2009)
. . . . . . . . Lieutenant Chuck Dastert
Lost and Unfound (2010)
. . . . . . . . Father McGinty
Blueberry Road (pre-production 2012)
. . . . . . . . Monstro the Usurper
The Magnificent Ambersons (remake) (pre-production 2014)
. . . . . . . . Eugene “Morgy” Morgan
And many more to come. Fingers crossed.
Elevator Pitches
If I ever get a chance to pitch movie ideas to the head of a studio, these are at the top of my list:
- The story of an adorable ragamuffin who loves pudding so much it comes to life.
- Thanksgiving on a runaway blimp.
- A darkly comic film about a man whose bathroom sink is too small to wash his bloody hands. (12 min runtime. In Czech with subtitles.)
- Behind-the-scenes at an independent book bindery where everyone gets along except on the finer points of Foucault.
- A parrot that plays billiards somehow. Nothing in the rulebook says that a parrot can’t play billiards.
- A biopic about a financially over-privileged Olympic fencer who goes on to win gold despite no obstacles.
- A British movie about a mining town ravaged by Thatcherism, only to find redemption through their plucky band of something somethings.
- A cop who is secretly a spy who is secretly a superhero.