My Second Time Sexting
- Hello? Is this Pamela?
_ Hi!! What’s up?
- Is this for sure Pamela?
_ Duh. Yeah.
_ Thought we had a date to sext an hour ago? Ha ha.
- We did. Ha ha. Sorry. Got tied up.
_ Ooh, “tied up.” Sexy.
- Ha ha. Would you like to start sexting now?
_ Absolutely! Sext me, big boy.
- Just to double-check: This is for sure Pamela?
_ Who else?
- Nevermidn. What are you wearing?
_ Don’t you mean “Nevermind”? Ha ha.
- OMG, your editing is so sexy!
_ Hold on…
_ Just Googled "OMG." Got it.
- Means “Oh my God” right?
_ Yes.
_ Also, did quick research on sexting. did you know capitalization optional? ha ha.
- Had heard that somewhere.
_ feels weird, though.
- So? What are you wearing?
_ Work clothes. Beige shell. Navy pantsuit. Espadrilles. You?
- Same. JK [read: just kidding] ;)
_ Emoticons! Look at Mr. Savvy Sexter!
_ Ha ha.
_ My pussy is wet.
- WHOA!!!
_ Too much? Sorry.
_ 1st time sexting.
- No, it’s good. Good job sexting.
_ Thanks. R U hard?
- Working on it.
- Yes.
- Wait… now yes.
_ Ooh.
_ Send me a pic?
- This is for sure Pamela??
_ Yes. Send me a photo of your big boy?
- Hold on…
- New phone. Sorry.
_ I’m touching my boobs for you. Pic?
- Searching online for phone manual …
_ Need help?
_ Tried Mac forums?
- Found it. Sending pic…
- Got it?
_ No.
- Now?
_ It’s OK. Forget it.
_ Taking off my trousers.
- NO WAIT! Not ‘til I figure out pic thing…
_ Ha ha. OK I guess.
_ Pussy getting less wet.
- Figured it out. Sending now…
- Got it?
_ Downloading…
_ What’s this?
- Pic of my “big boy”
- [Quote marks mean quotation. Not irony re: size.]
_ I think wrong pic.
_ Old lady blowing out candles.
- Whoops. Wrong pic.
- Sorry.
_ Who is lady?
- Aunt who raised me.
- Love her, but distant & withholding.
_ Sorry to hear.
_ Send correct pic?
- Thought I did. Checking outbox…
- OH NO!!!
_ What?! R U OK?
- Pic sent. Wrong number.
- Need to call aunt right now.
- Sorry.
_ No more sexting?
_ Hello?
_ Everything OK?
_ Hello?
_ Hello? It’s been 2 hours. U OK?
_ Going to bed now. See you at conference on 23rd, big boy.
- Pamela? Still up?
- Oh. Now see previous text.
- See you at the conference, sexy.
- Goodnight.
My First Time Sexting
- Ready?
- I guess. For what?
- This is my first time sexting. I’m a little nervous.
_ Don’t be. You’ll be great, Sexy.
- So um what are you wearing?
_ A black sweeter and a par of red undies.
- What’s a sweeter? It sounds sexy.
_ Sweater. lol
- Oh right. LOL.
_ What r u wearing?
- A business suit, except no pants or underwear. Black socks.
_ Um…
- I mean, manly jeans and an old cotton t-shirt.
_ Ooh, that sound sexy.
- You mean “sounds” sexy.
_ right whatever
- And earlier, you probably meant a “pair” of red undies.
_ sure yup
- Which is sexy.
_ ooh yeah. real sexy
- Are we not capitalizing? Is that a thing?
_ Fine. Where are you? R u touching yourself?
- Did I make you mad? Sorry. Again, 1st time sexting.
_ Its fine. R u touching yurself??
- A little, but I got distracted by punctuation and grammar.
- Can we keep on top of that? Sorry. It’s just that I used to be a copy editor at the college newspaper.
- Also “it’s.”
_ Yes. I will try. Now, please, are you touching yourself sexually?
- Yeah. And it feles so good, baby.
_ WTF? R U kidding me? Feles? After yur grammar diatribe?
- That was just a typo. Sorry.
- Hello? Still there?
- Mad?
- Hello?
_ not mad. Just stepped away for a smoke.
- OK. Good.
_ wanna start back upp from where we left off?
- Oh, that’s OK. I finished up while you were gone.
_ really???
- I have a thing for distant, withholding women.
_ women? Whadya mean women?
- Wait. Who is this? Pamela?
_ Pamela who? This is Patrick.. From raquetball.
- Oh, hey Patrick. This has been you the whole time?
_ yup. who’s pamela?
- Nevermind. Getting used to new phone.
- Still on for Saturday at 4pm?
_ yeah. reserved the court. who’s pamela???
- I gotta go. See you Saturday.
_ okay. talk Saturday, sexy.